Monday, November 23, 2009

Just another day at the office ....

TODAY:

1.  The schizo-by-proxy guy.  The government isn't after HIM.  They are after his wife.  Or so he says ..... He's turning into a daily visitor.

2.  The bomb scare.  A different crazy guys tries to run past the security checkpoint after throwing a suspicious package onto the x-ray machine.  Think airport scanners.  Think highway patrolmen chasing.  Bomb squad called.  Think building evacuated?  No.  Only the bottom two floors.  The rest of us viewed from the windows.  His friend that drove him to the building was concerned about his fatigue jacket and never-seen-before briefcase.  A spokesman says there was nothing suspicious once the package was investigated.  Or so he says ....

THIS WEEK:

3.  The Cockfighter Guy.  Seriously.  He wants the sport of cockfighting reinstated.  Doesn't understand why it is now against the law.  It's an age-old, respectable sport.  He's gonna run an ad in the paper saying how the government isn't supporting rural Oklahomans.  He's naming names, or so he says ....

THIS MONTH:

4.  The guy who writes letters saying that his wife died of colon polyps after eating dinner prepared at a cookware party held by a neighbor in 1964.  Or thereabouts.  She didn't have colon polyps before she ate at that party, but she got them after. *They* are out to get him and his family because of their ethnic background (Eastern Europe).  Or so he says ....

5.  Coffee-gate.  Newspeople doing non-stories on how much money is budgeted for the office coffee.  Neglected to mention how many newspeople actually drink said coffee.  People dying in wars and Oprah is going to quit her program.  But our newsgal thinks drinking coffee is a story.  Or so she says ....

2 comments:

TROLL Y2K said...

Tis a mistake to ignore crazy people and muslibs, methinks.

I'm not sure Cockfighter Guy is crazy though. Wrong, but perhaps not crazy. Many hispanics, and, I guess, some others, appear to be mystified as to why it's illegal in Florida.

Boxer said...

you are making me very happy that I work for myself.

We can keep cockfighting illegal. There are many ways to entertain ourselves that don't involve innocent animals.