Sterling Jenson Stewart III
All names of the crazy and wild-man cat that is our Sterling. He has been banned from the house for the time being. He can't be trusted. He's a menace to society (our society) and a disrupter of the peace. Separation from the other cats during evening hours has only resulted in territory marking during daytime hours. Re-homing might be the next step. Have located a place wanting barn cats. Would he be happy chasing mice all day? Perhaps he would. Maybe it is just time for a young man to move on in life.
He either needs a girlfriend or a fast car. Or a boxing ring. Yeah, that's it. Where are the professional cat boxers? Bruiser needs to go on the circuit.